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"Ah yes, [The New Testament] is a lot like 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'. In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original."

They'd never have come back out of the rabbit hole, and America would have been governed by a white rabbit.

don't listen to those girls... "good morning starshine" is the song of the day!

Have you ever heard his sermons? He could make up one of those ridiculous things in one hour flat. Then all he had to do was spend the rest of his day setting up concert dates and banging leftover groupies...

Hot Tuna!

I don't think I could survive another decade of Hair Metal.

"Chosen by Grace Slick"??? LMAO!!!!!!

This is very obviously directed at that tree-hugging, tofu-eating, reefer-smoking, Birkenstock-wearing, herbal tea-drinking, granola-crunching, hybrid-driving, long-haired, liberal-minded, left-wing, no-job...